Glass Of Water（一杯水）

伴奏名称：Glass Of Water（一杯水）
歌词：
《Glass Of Water》由无序唱的语速超快的rap风格歌曲，为了表现出生病的状态，无序唱到后面甚至语无伦次，歌词中出现了许多奇怪的词语，也许是为了押韵而随便选的词？这样的歌词意外的有趣呢。
A fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze,Some tea with honey from the bees,Whenever you can brew it
给我一杯水好不好　打喷嚏时给张干净纸巾，还要加了蜂蜜的茶　你随时可以拿来
And while I get a little rest,A teeny tiny small request
在我小憩的时候　还有个小小的小小的要求
Some codfish oil for my chest,Poured from a crystal cruet
倒一点鳕鱼油在我的胸口,要从水晶瓶子里倒喔
My goodness, I'm a nincompoop ，Because I fear I've got the croup
我的天啊 我真傻 因为我怕我得了喉炎
I need a vat of pumpkin soup，And scarves made out of zinnias
我需要一大锅南瓜汤 还有鱼尾菊做的围巾
Did I say zinnias? I meant silk ，Or something shiny of that ilk
难道我说了百合草？应该是丝巾才对，或者像闪亮的东西之类的
And then I'll need some nice warm milk ，And pastries from Abyssinia
哦 然后我要温热的牛奶　还有阿比西尼亚的糕点
And since my stomach's feeling crummy ，Why not give my aching tummy
既然我的胃感到难受　何不给我来点舒缓 好吃的东西
Something soothing, something yummy ，Piled up with noodles?
上面堆满面条?何不给我来点舒缓 好吃的东西
Add a slice of homemade rye ，With stacks of Swiss way up high
用自制的黑麦面包做个三明治，里面要加像山一样高的瑞士奶酪
还有自制黑麦面包 上面堆者着瑞士奶酪
Served with sides of sweet mince pie　More basil; I need oodles!
旁边再配甜味馅饼 多来些罗勒
I'll be grateful for your charity ，Until the bitter end
我会非常感谢你的善心 直到生命尽头
Because I've heard that tenderness，Is what you lend an ailing friend
因为我听说温柔就是你对待生病朋友的态度
I'd like that glass of water please,Some magic spell to cure disease
我想要一杯水 某种治愈疾病的魔法
A firm "gesundhoof" when I sneeze
打喷嚏时有人说“老天保佑”
Some lozenges will soon appease,My wheezing when I start to sneeze,A wig to keep me from the breeze
一束新鲜的玫瑰　当我喘息 打喷嚏 ,能有快速舒缓的含片 假发让我避免受风
And blankets for my toes-es ，Take tweezers out of my valise
毛垫包住我的脚趾　从我箱子里拿出了镊子
and then massage my knobby knees，A bowl of peas, some extra cheese
按摩我膝盖上的茧子　一碗碗豆 多加奶酪
A cuddle with a Pekingese，A singing harp who's named Louise
北京人的拥抱　叫路易斯的竖琴
A goat on skis, a new trapeze
滑雪板上的山羊　新的空中飞人
And more and more and more and more of these
这些东西 越来越多(重复两遍)
And just because I oughta.Make sure I'm drinking in the right
只因为我想确定
Amount of fluids day and night
我能喝到足够的水　无论白天还是夜晚
I wish I may, I wish I might ，Have just one little thing
我希望我可以　我希望我能,只有一个小小的要求
Oh, would you please finally bring
哦 你愿意给我
Me that tiny glass
那小小的一杯
Of water?!
水吗？